Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
In America we eat man semen.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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