brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist