Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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