She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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