You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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