It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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