We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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