shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?