I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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