Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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