Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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