I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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