what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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