Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Randomize
