I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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