i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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