i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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