Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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