so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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