I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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