think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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