no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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