Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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