Sponge bath it is.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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