where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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