don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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