Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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