I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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