school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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