that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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