I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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