next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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