you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Randomize
