With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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