i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize