forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We smell like vodka and hangover
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