I wanna bring you to show and tell
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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