but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
As shirtless as possible
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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