He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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