Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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