oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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