I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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