I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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