So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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