What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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