Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
we should paint friendship bongs
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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