I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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