You can't special order awesome
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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