I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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