a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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