you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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