Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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