The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
